2 ridiculously simple steps to fixing America overnight

O’reilly, (excuse my spelling, too lazy to spellcheck) Bachman, Palin, gingrich, Bush, Chenney, the angry pill popper on the radio - what's his name, Beck... and so on, have always been insane, deluded, emotionally shut down…. hissy fit throwing kids, who substitute, nightly childhood, panicked screams for mommy’s love and safety, with rage and manipulation of, and for, everything that symbolizes mommy’s apathy in their time of need…

Point is, the terror filled cries for help, they call television shows, were always checked by the actual grown up press, and the occasional comic. This helped to curtail the spread of their airborn, fear desease, from infecting ALL of the Christian sheep. They use abortion and Leviticus 18:22 to frighten the toothless into robbing themselves of jobs, social programs, health care, etc. But who cares about all that… when there’s such sweet relief in being part of a tea partying, human tumor mass of like-half-minded-folk, who twang when they taaoowk, just like you! Thaehy haeyt aend feeer thah saehym stoohff... Woo Hoo! Freeeends! 

By the way, off topic, I have secret information that before using Leviticuss 18:22, to jar all of the closeted Christian Penis lovers into running for the voting booth, Chenney actually tried using Leviticus 15:19, to drum up the god-fear-vote, out of some kind of tingly sensation in his chest for his gay daughter, which he first thought was a heart attack, but after consulting 3 doctors he decided to take their word for it… that what he was “feeling” was llloooovvv… he couldn’t say it. Any way, Chenney tried using Leviticus 15:19 to scare the Marlboro 100’s smokers into the voting booth– “When a woman has her regular flow of blood, the impurity of her monthly period will last seven days, and anyone who touches her will be unclean till evening" But, turns out, it's easier to spot a gay person, to make scary, than it is an “unclean” bleeding liberal woman... + they'd have to give out menstrel patches for their own woman to wear, then there’d be seperate menstral train cars, but that all pales in comparison to the insurmountable fact that the toothless love to “Jelly Doughnut” their cousins… so, it was going to have to be 18:22. 

Got off on a tangent, soorrry. So much good stuff out there though. Hard to consentrate.

Okay. Their fairy tale took new form and a much newer delivery. I believe they have discovered the Alchamedies formula for turning propoganda into truth. Unanimously and simultaneously Fox and fiends went on the air to talk about O’bamas trip to India. They were apauled by the 200 million dollar price tag and the 10% of the navy to shaporone… on Bill Mahr’s show 10-06-10 that fabioulously gay Rebulican senetor (who admitted watching gay porn on the internet in a round about way! I love it! And when the audience caught him… he pretended he meant to make a joke… priceless) quickly jumped up and said that they got the Obama story from an Indian Blogger. That’s the equivalent of Fox going on the air with a story about Glenn Beck’s life long battle with pedephilia because one of them read it here, on my blog. By the way Beck is a pedephile… Just in case MSNBC is looking for a credible source to run this Beck story on. You read it here first. Just like that, the Obama story became fact. The white house spokes guy, who looks like a teenage boy getting a lap dance for the first time whenever he’s at the podium, nervous, but very very ecxited!..  refuted the story… It did not work…

The time has come. What ever Fox makes up, the toothless hear as gospel!

Here's the problem... I grew up in Russia durring communism... you add an economic depression, with fear, ignorance, AND the lack of free speech... and what you get is THE COLLAPSE OF A COUNTRY... read your history books, Russia, Germany, Italy.... and so on...

SOLUTION - pass two laws that would fix our entire country over night.

1) Anyone who works in the media, or the government, in any copacity, on any level, who is caught lying... proved in print or on record, etc... will be charged with a felony... perjoury, like in court... mandatory prison sentence... if the religous wrong give you grief... give them this... Leviticus 19 16 "Do not go about spreading slander among your people." You put one pill popping, frightened little Limbaugh and his delectable milky white breasts, in prison.... next day... no more lies…. from ehhhhhhhnnnyyyyy one.

Mitch McConnel's end goal for sex relocation procedure

2) This was a democracy... we elected representetives because there were to many of us to fit in one room to make laws... It's no longer a democracy... politicians can only run if they have enough cash to do so... and where does that cash come from?.. when the’re in office all they do is worry about the’re realection... speaking of milky white breasts... Mitch Mcconell, who has almost completed his sex relocation journey, said over and over that she will not do her job for the next two years... lobbiest have destroyed our government.. they are our government.. the corporations run our government... here's the solution to get back to democracy.. pass a law to make legal bribary - lobbying, illegal... if the toothless mullet wearers start beefin', hit em with this- Exodus 23 8 "And you shall take no bribe, for a bribe blinds the clear-sighted and subverts the cause of those who are in the right."

Write your senator, your congressmen.

The toothless carry guns cause their scarred of us. Let’s remind them what their so afraid of. The truth! Act in spite of your fear.

'Beauty is truth, truth beauty,—that is all     

 Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.'

                                  --Keats