Truth, A Weapon of Spontaneous Combustion

At the "Rally to Restore Sanity" Jon Stewart referred to the media as, “the country’s 24-hour political pundit perpetual panic conflictinator.”  I gotta say, I'm confused. To lump Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow in with Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity makes no sense especially when Stewart spends most of his air-time picking apart Tea Partiers with truth and sarcasm. Doesn't that make Stewart himself a "conflicator.”? I bet it does to the Religious Right.

Here's the deal in simple terms... FOX is nothing like any other Cable Network. They are incomparable. FOX runs a racket like no other. Fox begins by creating their own truth. They then use "the truth" to further their own cause, which is to build a God Fearing, Republican Nation. FOX creates a story, like Obama spending $200 million a day during his trip to India, to give their bobble heads material to talk about all day. Once the story becomes "fact" to the tens of millions who watch, and the outrage measures white hot enough on the email Angerometer, they bring on their Pundits, like Palin, Huckabee and Gingrich, who will all run in 2012, to denounce Obama’s lavish trip. They monologue about how "us Americans" starve as our president Jet Sets. Then they talk about how they would fix our country’s financial woes if they were in charge. Now, FOX doesn’t care which one of their meat puppets wins. Either way FOX has stooge in the White House. FOX creates the false, but very topical, problem and offers you and me, their candidates to fix it.

FOX has become a government making machine, complete with its own constituents, candidates and office holders.

I have never seen this behavior from Olbermann or Maddow. As liberal as they maybe, facts remain facts. Facts are checked and retractions are made to correct mistakes. When was the last time O'Reilly or Beck retracted anything? Stewart himself ran a show where he played a clip of Beck whining about our "terrible" health care system after some doctor manhandled his butt hole during hemorrhoid surgery. Then Stewart ran a more recent clip of Beck praising the same health care system, at a time when Obama was trying to change it. They will say anything, at anytime, if it propagates their agenda.

FOX uses fear of gays, foreigners,  and religion to pander, manipulate and finally indoctrinate their viewers. Fear is the ultimate weapon. Since FOX will not budge on their stance of superfluousness of truth in journalism, it is up to the rest of the media... MSNBC, Mahr, Stewart, Colbert, to penetrate the fear based belief system FOX fortifies each day, and wake the sleep-walking Religious Right.

Fear is impermeable to everything but TRUTH. You can’t reason with fear. The Right Wingers don't change their minds. That department shut down years ago. You can't appeal to their hearts cause that area has been sealed by mommies apathy and religious shame decades ago. They feel no compassion. You can't produce campaign ads using puppies.... just gay guys getting married, shut down gun stores, and black guys as president. The Right runs from their fears, using anger and hatred as fuel.

Again this fuel is supplied by FOX in the form of beliefs, which are made fresh daily.

Truth is our only hope. It isn't pleasant to use on the Right. They do not react well. They spit, shake, scream, flail. You make think they're allergic. They're not. It's just that their bodies aren't used to it, so they have a violent reaction, but only at first. They may think they’re gonna die. They’ll scream at you like they are. But it's just the initial shock.

Try this… walk up to a Republican, Born Again Christian, and say, "carbon dating, evolution, and archeology prove the bible to be a horrific fairy tail, that enslaves the mind and heart." You'll notice nothing at first. But don't walk away. Keep looking. You'll see an eyelid twitch, then his head will bounce off his left shoulder and back, then he'll turn beet red... nothing to fear, he's just trying to hold back a primal scream. Finally, he'll unleash. Once the wails and panic settle he'll thank you for relieving the pressure of having to hold in all those lies for all that time.

Now that was for the layperson Right folk. For the harder to reach ones we have Mahr, Olbermann, Meadow and I thought, Stewart... It's their truth prodding that got the Sharron Angles and Christine O'donnells to make the "I'm not a witch..." commercials.... to talk about using "second amendment remedies..." on TV. But without being driven crazy by the truth they could have stuck to their script, unshaken... They'd be in office right now. And who knows, by 2014, with FOX's Congress, House, President and Court, you'll find yourself doing the Lord's Prayer in the office, as a group, every morning.... you’ll be watching "Reverend Bob" heal the gays on TV, all to distract you from noticing that the middle class has disappeared completely... you know what happens then. We need Jon Stewart back... Someone needs to prod him with a little truth. Something like "Hey Jon, what may be hyperbolic FOX rhetoric to you is inspirational gospel for tens millions of patriots, who keep our country’s gun stores sold out of ammunition.”Go back to nailing them with truth and sarcasm, please!

2 ridiculously simple steps to fixing America overnight

O’reilly, (excuse my spelling, too lazy to spellcheck) Bachman, Palin, gingrich, Bush, Chenney, the angry pill popper on the radio - what's his name, Beck... and so on, have always been insane, deluded, emotionally shut down…. hissy fit throwing kids, who substitute, nightly childhood, panicked screams for mommy’s love and safety, with rage and manipulation of, and for, everything that symbolizes mommy’s apathy in their time of need…

Point is, the terror filled cries for help, they call television shows, were always checked by the actual grown up press, and the occasional comic. This helped to curtail the spread of their airborn, fear desease, from infecting ALL of the Christian sheep. They use abortion and Leviticus 18:22 to frighten the toothless into robbing themselves of jobs, social programs, health care, etc. But who cares about all that… when there’s such sweet relief in being part of a tea partying, human tumor mass of like-half-minded-folk, who twang when they taaoowk, just like you! Thaehy haeyt aend feeer thah saehym stoohff... Woo Hoo! Freeeends! 

By the way, off topic, I have secret information that before using Leviticuss 18:22, to jar all of the closeted Christian Penis lovers into running for the voting booth, Chenney actually tried using Leviticus 15:19, to drum up the god-fear-vote, out of some kind of tingly sensation in his chest for his gay daughter, which he first thought was a heart attack, but after consulting 3 doctors he decided to take their word for it… that what he was “feeling” was llloooovvv… he couldn’t say it. Any way, Chenney tried using Leviticus 15:19 to scare the Marlboro 100’s smokers into the voting booth– “When a woman has her regular flow of blood, the impurity of her monthly period will last seven days, and anyone who touches her will be unclean till evening" But, turns out, it's easier to spot a gay person, to make scary, than it is an “unclean” bleeding liberal woman... + they'd have to give out menstrel patches for their own woman to wear, then there’d be seperate menstral train cars, but that all pales in comparison to the insurmountable fact that the toothless love to “Jelly Doughnut” their cousins… so, it was going to have to be 18:22. 

Got off on a tangent, soorrry. So much good stuff out there though. Hard to consentrate.

Okay. Their fairy tale took new form and a much newer delivery. I believe they have discovered the Alchamedies formula for turning propoganda into truth. Unanimously and simultaneously Fox and fiends went on the air to talk about O’bamas trip to India. They were apauled by the 200 million dollar price tag and the 10% of the navy to shaporone… on Bill Mahr’s show 10-06-10 that fabioulously gay Rebulican senetor (who admitted watching gay porn on the internet in a round about way! I love it! And when the audience caught him… he pretended he meant to make a joke… priceless) quickly jumped up and said that they got the Obama story from an Indian Blogger. That’s the equivalent of Fox going on the air with a story about Glenn Beck’s life long battle with pedephilia because one of them read it here, on my blog. By the way Beck is a pedephile… Just in case MSNBC is looking for a credible source to run this Beck story on. You read it here first. Just like that, the Obama story became fact. The white house spokes guy, who looks like a teenage boy getting a lap dance for the first time whenever he’s at the podium, nervous, but very very ecxited!..  refuted the story… It did not work…

The time has come. What ever Fox makes up, the toothless hear as gospel!

Here's the problem... I grew up in Russia durring communism... you add an economic depression, with fear, ignorance, AND the lack of free speech... and what you get is THE COLLAPSE OF A COUNTRY... read your history books, Russia, Germany, Italy.... and so on...

SOLUTION - pass two laws that would fix our entire country over night.

1) Anyone who works in the media, or the government, in any copacity, on any level, who is caught lying... proved in print or on record, etc... will be charged with a felony... perjoury, like in court... mandatory prison sentence... if the religous wrong give you grief... give them this... Leviticus 19 16 "Do not go about spreading slander among your people." You put one pill popping, frightened little Limbaugh and his delectable milky white breasts, in prison.... next day... no more lies…. from ehhhhhhhnnnyyyyy one.

Mitch McConnel's end goal for sex relocation procedure

2) This was a democracy... we elected representetives because there were to many of us to fit in one room to make laws... It's no longer a democracy... politicians can only run if they have enough cash to do so... and where does that cash come from?.. when the’re in office all they do is worry about the’re realection... speaking of milky white breasts... Mitch Mcconell, who has almost completed his sex relocation journey, said over and over that she will not do her job for the next two years... lobbiest have destroyed our government.. they are our government.. the corporations run our government... here's the solution to get back to democracy.. pass a law to make legal bribary - lobbying, illegal... if the toothless mullet wearers start beefin', hit em with this- Exodus 23 8 "And you shall take no bribe, for a bribe blinds the clear-sighted and subverts the cause of those who are in the right."

Write your senator, your congressmen.

The toothless carry guns cause their scarred of us. Let’s remind them what their so afraid of. The truth! Act in spite of your fear.

'Beauty is truth, truth beauty,—that is all     

 Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.'

                                  --Keats